Science is to be trusted when it gives us computers, the internet and a reliable power supply, the use of which is necessary to have these discussions in the first place.
When science tells us what we don't want to hear, like how homosexuality is innate, global warming is real or how evolution is a fact, that's when the entire profession is suspect, overtaken by a cabal of atheists seeking to subvert the entire process of peer review in order to foist a flawed theory upon an unsuspecting public.
Now, I know some of you godless trash are skeptical of the claim that the entire scientific community could be taken over in a grand conspiracy that's been successfully maintained for over a century in an effort that crosses all national borders. I can prove it.
What kind of power would be needed to maintain a grand conspiracy like that? Could it be... maybe...
SATAN?
Who are we True Christians ™ fighting?
SATAN!
Who would benefit from such a conspiracy? People? No. There's not enough money to be made in the promotion of evolution.
SATAN!
See, it all falls nicely into place. You can't deny that. The only alternative would be to think that the science is correct and that can't be because the Bible says otherwise.
Checkmate atheists!
When science tells us what we don't want to hear, like how homosexuality is innate, global warming is real or how evolution is a fact, that's when the entire profession is suspect, overtaken by a cabal of atheists seeking to subvert the entire process of peer review in order to foist a flawed theory upon an unsuspecting public.
Now, I know some of you godless trash are skeptical of the claim that the entire scientific community could be taken over in a grand conspiracy that's been successfully maintained for over a century in an effort that crosses all national borders. I can prove it.
What kind of power would be needed to maintain a grand conspiracy like that? Could it be... maybe...
SATAN?
Who are we True Christians ™ fighting?
SATAN!
Who would benefit from such a conspiracy? People? No. There's not enough money to be made in the promotion of evolution.
SATAN!
See, it all falls nicely into place. You can't deny that. The only alternative would be to think that the science is correct and that can't be because the Bible says otherwise.
Checkmate atheists!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
