RE: Being a priest - a shameful path of life?
August 9, 2012 at 9:47 pm
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2012 at 11:42 pm by Reforged.)
I've thought about becoming a Priest. I mean think about it for a sec;
Free accommodation.
Free money.
People automatically respect and listen to you for no good reason.
You can state common sense and people will mistake it for wisdom.
People will confess their deepest, darkest secrets.
But I think the biggest reason? Nuns. Bare with me and think about it for a moment.
Some women become Nuns at the age of what? 18? 20? 22?
Pretty young, very naive and alot of them are pretty easy on the eyes. I mean to the extent it should be a criminal act to make them celibate.
Then you got the fact that they're sexually repressed in a very literal sense. Their made to feel very guilty about a very natural thing. Thats like telling a child from birth not to press a big red button with "do not press" written on it. One little nudge and alittle assurance its ok and that kids going to press that button till his fingers bleed.
A few subtle but flattering comments, a smile here and there, alittle communion wine and afew steamy quoted verses about "forbidden fruit" once shes in a full sense of security and I guarantee you at least one would rip off your priest collar, lift up that habit of hers and ride you like the last donkey heading to Nazareth.
Why paedophilia is a problem is beyond me. If women took the form of alcohol priests would basically have VIP 24/7 access to the top shelf of the finest wines, corked, fresh and ready to be savoured and trust me;
In that position I would not be going sober anytime soon.
Am I evil and a hypocrite for even considering it? Yeah but I'm cool with that.
Besides, I decided against it so put your torches and pitchforks away. :-P
Free accommodation.
Free money.
People automatically respect and listen to you for no good reason.
You can state common sense and people will mistake it for wisdom.
People will confess their deepest, darkest secrets.
But I think the biggest reason? Nuns. Bare with me and think about it for a moment.
Some women become Nuns at the age of what? 18? 20? 22?
Pretty young, very naive and alot of them are pretty easy on the eyes. I mean to the extent it should be a criminal act to make them celibate.
Then you got the fact that they're sexually repressed in a very literal sense. Their made to feel very guilty about a very natural thing. Thats like telling a child from birth not to press a big red button with "do not press" written on it. One little nudge and alittle assurance its ok and that kids going to press that button till his fingers bleed.
A few subtle but flattering comments, a smile here and there, alittle communion wine and afew steamy quoted verses about "forbidden fruit" once shes in a full sense of security and I guarantee you at least one would rip off your priest collar, lift up that habit of hers and ride you like the last donkey heading to Nazareth.
Why paedophilia is a problem is beyond me. If women took the form of alcohol priests would basically have VIP 24/7 access to the top shelf of the finest wines, corked, fresh and ready to be savoured and trust me;
In that position I would not be going sober anytime soon.
Am I evil and a hypocrite for even considering it? Yeah but I'm cool with that.
Besides, I decided against it so put your torches and pitchforks away. :-P
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
