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So, I guess I'm off to church...
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
If you're a minor there's not much you can do if your brainwashed mother wants to drag you to church. If it was me, I'd be asking her in a loud voice as we walked into the place, "Why do we have to waste our time worshipping an imaginary deity?". I would also sit there throughout the service looking completely disinterested and making comments under my breath that she could hear. I'd say things like, "That's bullshit" , "Where's your evidence to support THAT claim?", and possibly "How can anybody believe this crap?" Repeat as necessary until she decides to leave you at home.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 5:34 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Jackalope - August 17, 2012 at 5:42 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ace Otana - August 18, 2012 at 1:38 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by LastPoet - August 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Faith No More - August 17, 2012 at 5:55 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 6:16 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Lion IRC - August 17, 2012 at 6:27 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Nine - August 17, 2012 at 6:45 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Jackalope - August 17, 2012 at 6:47 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2012 at 6:50 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Napoléon - August 17, 2012 at 6:34 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 6:59 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Napoléon - August 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 7:17 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by padraic - August 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Lion IRC - August 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Godschild - August 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 20, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ryantology - August 20, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Thor - August 17, 2012 at 8:54 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Kayenneh - August 17, 2012 at 9:12 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ryantology - August 17, 2012 at 9:50 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Jackalope - August 17, 2012 at 9:33 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Cato - August 18, 2012 at 9:31 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Epimethean - August 18, 2012 at 2:32 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by cratehorus - August 18, 2012 at 2:49 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by 5thHorseman - August 18, 2012 at 9:35 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Napoléon - August 18, 2012 at 10:20 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by 5thHorseman - August 18, 2012 at 10:38 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Erinome - August 18, 2012 at 10:49 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 18, 2012 at 12:36 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by zebo-the-fat - August 18, 2012 at 12:40 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Creed of Heresy - August 18, 2012 at 12:48 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by popeyespappy - August 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by popeyespappy - August 18, 2012 at 1:31 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 18, 2012 at 2:45 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Kayenneh - August 18, 2012 at 6:04 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Reforged - August 18, 2012 at 6:19 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by The Grand Nudger - August 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Faith No More - August 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 20, 2012 at 4:53 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ryantology - August 20, 2012 at 5:17 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by LastPoet - August 20, 2012 at 7:16 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by padraic - August 21, 2012 at 4:08 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 21, 2012 at 4:16 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Lion IRC - August 23, 2012 at 10:11 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Reforged - August 25, 2012 at 10:14 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by padraic - August 25, 2012 at 11:55 pm

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