I've become convinced that creationists and related species have evolved to have a digestive tract where a brain ought to be; reality gets fed in and gets turned into shit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'