(August 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm)padraic Wrote: Femme, by all means go to church.
Whilst sitting quietly in the pew, let out a series of thunderous farts. They could be followed by some loud guffaws during the sermon,or cries of 'bullshit!' at moments you deem appropriate. You could also experiment with combinations. Perhaps look at the lady next to you and say something like "Who does your makeup? Ringling Brothers?" or "that is ugliest baby I've ever seen"
You should be persona non grata by the end of the service. (not recommended in Texas,where you might become shot)
Why should she go to church and make a fool of herself, it's not the churches fault she will be forced to go, for all you know they will love her ans may sympathize with her, Christians do have understanding and they do care, whether you want to believe it or not.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
