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So, I guess I'm off to church...
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 21, 2012 at 4:08 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2012 at 4:10 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:Anyway, better to spend eternity in hell with those that don't lick their gods assholes, than with a bunch of brainless brownosed christians


Old joke; Sister Mary Godhelpus says to a class of ten year olds: "hands up all those who want to got to heaven"

Every hand in the class shoots up--except one.

Sister Mary Godhelpus; "Why Padriac,don't you want to go to heaven?"

Padraic; "not if means I have to share it with that bunch!

Be realistic; imagine having to share heaven with say GC, Undeceived and Jeff. How long do you reckon you would last before you shoved their wings up their arses and tried to strangle them with their haloes?

Quote:Heaven for the climate, hell for the company (Mark Twain)
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So, I guess I'm off to church...

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So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 5:34 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Jackalope - August 17, 2012 at 5:42 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ace Otana - August 18, 2012 at 1:38 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by LastPoet - August 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Faith No More - August 17, 2012 at 5:55 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 6:16 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Lion IRC - August 17, 2012 at 6:27 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Nine - August 17, 2012 at 6:45 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Jackalope - August 17, 2012 at 6:47 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2012 at 6:50 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Napoléon - August 17, 2012 at 6:34 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 6:59 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Napoléon - August 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 7:17 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by padraic - August 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Lion IRC - August 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Godschild - August 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 20, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ryantology - August 20, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Thor - August 17, 2012 at 8:54 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Kayenneh - August 17, 2012 at 9:12 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ryantology - August 17, 2012 at 9:50 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Jackalope - August 17, 2012 at 9:33 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Cato - August 18, 2012 at 9:31 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Epimethean - August 18, 2012 at 2:32 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by cratehorus - August 18, 2012 at 2:49 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by 5thHorseman - August 18, 2012 at 9:35 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Napoléon - August 18, 2012 at 10:20 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by 5thHorseman - August 18, 2012 at 10:38 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Erinome - August 18, 2012 at 10:49 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 18, 2012 at 12:36 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by zebo-the-fat - August 18, 2012 at 12:40 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Creed of Heresy - August 18, 2012 at 12:48 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by popeyespappy - August 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by popeyespappy - August 18, 2012 at 1:31 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 18, 2012 at 2:45 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Kayenneh - August 18, 2012 at 6:04 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Reforged - August 18, 2012 at 6:19 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by The Grand Nudger - August 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Faith No More - August 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 20, 2012 at 4:53 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ryantology - August 20, 2012 at 5:17 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by LastPoet - August 20, 2012 at 7:16 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by padraic - August 21, 2012 at 4:08 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 21, 2012 at 4:16 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Lion IRC - August 23, 2012 at 10:11 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Reforged - August 25, 2012 at 10:14 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by padraic - August 25, 2012 at 11:55 pm

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