Would it spoil the fun if I were to point out that one of the correspondents on this page is being satirical? Hint - it's not me this time.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'