Any Evidence For A Historical Jesus?

[YahwehIsTheWay]

HAHAHAHA

So - you live on a flat earth that is stationary in the sky -built on pilars - and and has a moon that emits light - and you can safely eat every seed bearing plant on earth - I suggest you try some Olenader - and get back to me after to raise again from the dead

Right.

1Chron 16:30 The World also shall be stable, that is be not moved.

So obviously the earth doesn't move.

1Sam 2:8 ...for the pillars of the earth are the Lord's, and he hath set the world upon them.

And shining over the pillar-supported earth is the light producing moon:

Gen 1:16 ...lesser light to rule the night

But fortunately I'm immune to poison as a True Christian ™ (see Mark 16:17-18).

As a True Christian ™ I believe the Bible instead of that godless science that tells us the world is round, the sky isn't a dome and the sun doesn't "rule the day" but rather defines the whole concept.

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Would it spoil the fun if I were to point out that one of the correspondents on this page is being satirical? Hint - it's not me this time.

[out of character] I think it speaks volumes for just how bugfucked Christianity is that I'm still taken seriously even after I deliberately go out of my way to write the craziest stuff I possibly can. I mean, how far can I push the envelope here?