Welcome. I'm one of the few resident gentlemen around here, but even I was so taken with your pic that clearly the thought in my mind telepathically projected itself through Nap's keyboard.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'