(September 2, 2012 at 11:45 pm)TaraJo Wrote:(September 2, 2012 at 11:27 pm)greneknight Wrote: He's not going to blaspheme. It's so obvious Vinny the pretender is afraid God will strike him dead with lightning. But Vinny, you should know God can't do that. If you tease a dog, it might bite you but God is totally helpless. You can kick him in the rump and he will only go "Ouch" so inaudibly that there's no evidence of the slightest sound.
I wish that was true. Sadly, you can't kick his rump.
The best blasphemy I know of is what went round like wild fire in school recently. The trick is to climb up naked one of those figures of Mary with the infant Jesus and you sit on Jesus' head and put your crotch in Mary's face and another boy is down there to take a pic. I know some older boys have done that and some altar boys too. There's a secret website to post these pics and you become a Knight of some sort if you're in it. Churches are trying to stop this sacrilege and all altar boys have been warned that if they were caught doing this, they would be very severely dealt with. Some churches fix a video cam in front of all likely statues but it's bunkum because they usually don't turn on the video cam.
