(September 10, 2012 at 3:33 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Well I hate to break the news to you but there have been theists (and atheists) around for longer than the bible. Abraham didnt have a bible to read and so the beer goggles thing doesnt apply to him.
Like I said in reply to your question...If the first people who postulated an invisible friend were right, then why are you not worshiping their god? I agree with your premise about the first people.
I am worshipping their God. And they didnt have a bible.
No libraries in the Garden of Eden.
Fucking priceless. If I could go back in time it would be to share beer with the inhabitants of modern day Iraq and watch the 'reality' show of your God creating the Earth (nevermind the fact that we're already here getting drunk). Talk about a no talent celebrity fuck. For drama I'll get a jack-off to promise to gut his kid on a special rock. In a future episode, this will also be the same place that another jack-off causes his horse to leave a print upon his ascension.
Modern day Christians want conflageration so that a third temple can be built on the same rock; otherwise, they will never experience the rapture.
Sound foolish?
