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What a crap Shepherd jesus is
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
(September 10, 2012 at 11:42 am)Puddleglum Wrote: Ok christians lets get this right. Jesus is the Shepherd and we are the sheep and the devil is out there like some wolf. If he is such a great fucking shepherd then how come he lets that wolf get some many people.

Ok I had one smartass response, this one is slightly more sincere.


I'm reasonably sure that most christians would tell you that Jesus is only a shepherd to HIS flock. Meaning, the sheep (aptly named) that choose to follow him. Even with that logic it still does pose a curious question: It's one thing for a shepherd to guard only his flock - that's understandable, but what the fuck kind of shepherd not only guards only his flock but also goes around maliciously burning up all the neighboring sheep that aren't in his flock?!?!!!

I mean seriously!! Isn't it enough for that arrogant son of a bitch to have his little elite collection of sheepy-god-suckers?? He still has to go around and damn all the rest of the sheep who would rather follow a less judgmental shepherd?!?


Jesus is a god damn lunatic. Undecided
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What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Puddleglum - September 10, 2012 at 11:42 am
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Kayenneh - September 10, 2012 at 11:50 am
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by frankiej - September 10, 2012 at 11:56 am
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Kayenneh - September 10, 2012 at 12:02 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by frankiej - September 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Minimalist - September 10, 2012 at 12:03 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by zip_ster - September 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Annik - September 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Darth - September 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Napoléon - September 10, 2012 at 2:05 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Undeceived - September 10, 2012 at 2:16 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Cinjin - September 10, 2012 at 11:47 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Cyberman - September 10, 2012 at 11:51 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Napoléon - September 10, 2012 at 4:01 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Cyberman - September 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Kayenneh - September 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by ThomM - September 10, 2012 at 5:13 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Undeceived - September 10, 2012 at 7:36 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Brunitski - September 10, 2012 at 11:09 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Drich - September 10, 2012 at 9:41 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Tempus - September 10, 2012 at 9:54 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by zappa1258 - September 10, 2012 at 10:59 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Drich - September 10, 2012 at 11:06 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Jackalope - September 11, 2012 at 3:57 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Cyberman - September 10, 2012 at 9:53 pm
What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by festive1 - September 11, 2012 at 7:13 am
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Cyberman - September 11, 2012 at 3:52 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by Cinjin - September 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm
RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is - by genkaus - September 13, 2012 at 7:13 pm

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