I'm convinced now that there's a hidden webcam tucked away somewhere in the room. That bit about fetish porn was just too accurate for coincidence. Nobody in the house would watch X-Factor though, especially my Mum, who being deaf would probably be best suited to watch it (i.e. no sound). It's wall-to-wall Corrie and EastEnders though, with Last of the Summer Wine for punctuation.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
