"I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women."

[Annik]

Now when you say the middle of nowhere what do you mean exactly? Because I remember living in a place called Widdington for about... ooooh... five years. That was literally middle of nowhere. No people. No shops. Nothing.
Five years. I'm not ashamed to say I went slightly mental during that time. Still, there were some perks. How many places could you run stark bollock naked through a field at night and not get arrested? Not many I can tell you.
Going for walks was generally unsettling as one is easily lost through the never-ending maze of the woods. Such disorientation can remain till nightfall and then you really are fucked.

I suppose what I'm really asking is; how many fields have you ran naked through in your time there and am I in danger of having my high score beaten.

I lived like that for 18 years, chin up.