Hey, Assbutt! - A discussion about the paranormal side of things

[Rhizomorph13]

I was traveling on a train one day with a box. A passenger asked me, "What is in the box?" I told him, "It is a mongoose." He asked me, "Why would you have a mongoose in a box." I told him, "My brother sees snakes and they scare him a lot every time he sees them." The passenger said, "Well, if your brother only sees snakes then the snakes aren't real." I said, "Well, neither is the mongoose."