First! Put up 2 giant signs in front of my house; one saying "BE AWARE OF THE THING!" second "YOU ARE ENTERING A MINEFIELD!"
Then bunker myself up in the apartment, hoping neighbours or others wont remove the signs.
If kids come I`ll let my Croatian roommate scream arround in his native tounge, kids might think that`s russian and will run away in fear of a sterotypical russian.
Maybe I could still buy some razorwire.
Then bunker myself up in the apartment, hoping neighbours or others wont remove the signs.
If kids come I`ll let my Croatian roommate scream arround in his native tounge, kids might think that`s russian and will run away in fear of a sterotypical russian.
Maybe I could still buy some razorwire.
