Quote:As a reformed member of the Vietcong and survivor of numerous F4 Phantom Napalm strikes, I can say with confidence that the Yanks used the wrong ingredients for their incendiary devices.
I applied a small dab of this product onto my gentleman's sphericals and the searing pain was immediate, intense and will cause me flashbacks for the rest of my life. My poor swollen glands now have a blue hue and I fear they will never recover.
Had Colonel Kilgore and his dogs used this against my brave communist brothers we would have surrendered immediately.
Quote:Rubbed it onto my bum crack and chocolate starfish and left it for an hour. My ringpiece now resembles the leftovers of last nights kebab. I look like I've been fisted by Dumbo. Highly recommended product.
Quote:Being scottish, im not a wimp like all the other reviewers of this product. I squeezed the whole tube out and smeared it all over my back,sack and crack. The sensation was the most intense thing i have EVER experienced. I can strongly recommend it to all men out there. I now do this on a weekly basis, forming a rather intense thursday night experience... but i need more each time for the same hit!
ps. however, i think i may now also be sterile as a side effect.
Quote:This stuff is brilliant! We took some on my mate's stag night, and got another mate's sister to give a "nice relaxing head massage". By the time the burning sensation had got thru the beer anasthetic it's time for a rinse off under a tap in the gents, & the results were truly something to behold! Blocked two sinks though.
Oh my ....
