Am I too late to say hi? Sod it, I'm going to anyway: hello, good evening and welcome from the beating heart of the UK! I'd say have fun around the boards, but it looks like you have been already!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'