The War On Men

[A Theist]

On a slightly (very very slightly) more serious note. I, personally, have no fucking clue what any given female wants, let alone what the majority of them want. Even when I'm explicitly told what a single female wants I find it difficult to make heads or tails of the declaration. Whatever well you drank from that gave you such insight is of serious interest to men at large, I assure you....so if you wanted to share more about what the majority of females want with the rest of us -frequently in the dark on this issue- I would see it as a service to all man-kind. The line to draw water from -that- spring is going to be a long one....

"On a slightly (very very slightly) more serious note. I, personally, have no fucking clue what any given female wants,"...
That's because you're too young and inexperienced...

"Even when I'm explicitly told what a single female wants I find it difficult to make heads or tails of the declaration."...
There's no doubt in my mind that you find it difficult to make heads or tails of what a woman wants. You're not actually listening when a woman tells you what she wants. I've heard this very complaint so many times, and it's a major complaint from women that husbands / boyfriends don't listen to the needs and concerns of their wives / girlfriends...and don't try to fake you're listening just to appease her, because women catch on really quick to that...I'm sharing a bit of experience with you sonny buck...you'll thank me one day.

"Whatever well you drank from that gave you such insight is of serious interest to men at large,"....
From the well of years of experience sonny buck...that'll have to be the same well you drink from.