Pro-porn, anti-porn or in between?

[Aractus]

You need to get laid bigtime 'bro' get all that frustration out of your system.

And a man needs to keep the pluming running ... y'know 'bro ' ..

What's the matter, can't you beat off a hard one without porn?

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LastPoet, you are, officially....the biggest idiot I have encountered on an internet forum. I tip my hat. I didn't think such a high concentration of stupidity was metaphysically feasible. The weakness of your intellect is so profound, it makes reality feel like a dream. There is no way the resounding stupidity you embody could have snuck into our gene pool and survive so long without it being a miracle. The fact that something so deeply dumb exists frightens me. The fact that you can form words astounds me. The fact that you have managed to figure out how to use a computer- it blows my mind. You are not the bottom of the barrel as far as intelligence is concerned. The underside of the barrel is too high for you. Decomposing cabbages have shown more intelligence than you. A sack of rocks will think clearer than you. A floating turd carrying an umbrella and speaking in a Liverpudlian accent while moonwalking sideways up a living room wall makes as much sense as you. If your head could be any emptier, it would be used as a vacuum in the Large Hadron Collider. If your stupidity appeared on my TV, the screen would explode. If I heard your stupidity on a radio, the feedback would level my entire state. If I even looked at you, my eyes would be burned by the power of a stupidity so intense, it would be like a thousand suns. Behind a thousand sunglasses. The revelation of your complete stupidity has become a landmark event in mathematics. For the first time we have discovered a quantity larger than infinity. My friend, I am awestruck to be in the presence of the epic glory that you represent. I am literally quaking in my seat as I consider the magnificence of your presence.

You. Win.

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