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Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument
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Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/12/sadnes...-zombi.php

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Quote:Supreme failure at life Jared Gurman of Long Island has been charged with attempted murder after shooting his girlfriend following an argument about 'The Walking Dead'. Just reread that sentence and let it all soak in. Even worse, Jared shot her IN THE BACK. Obviously, there's no way he has the survival skills to survive a zombie apocalypse. Or his butthole a night in prison.
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Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by thesummerqueen - December 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by A Theist - December 7, 2012 at 9:50 am
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Angrboda - December 6, 2012 at 2:48 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Angrboda - December 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Violet - December 7, 2012 at 9:02 am
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Annik - December 7, 2012 at 1:44 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Annik - December 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Kirbmarc - December 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Rayaan - December 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Angrboda - December 6, 2012 at 6:21 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Annik - December 6, 2012 at 6:28 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Violet - December 7, 2012 at 9:55 am
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Violet - December 7, 2012 at 4:45 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by frankiej - December 7, 2012 at 2:59 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Annik - December 7, 2012 at 3:07 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Angrboda - December 7, 2012 at 3:37 pm

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