The apologists have to use all kinds of get-outs, the plants survived as seeds bobbing on the water, the animals were miraculously supported by God so they wouldn't starve.
In fact they have to add in so many "God did it"s that it begs the question of why God bothered with the ark and the flood at all, he could have just clicked his fingers and disappeard all the wicked people. Would have been more merciful than drowning.
Don't forget to remind the christers that also drowwned in the flood were infants and babies, crying in fear, clinging to their mothers as the water rose. God really is a bastard.
In fact they have to add in so many "God did it"s that it begs the question of why God bothered with the ark and the flood at all, he could have just clicked his fingers and disappeard all the wicked people. Would have been more merciful than drowning.
Don't forget to remind the christers that also drowwned in the flood were infants and babies, crying in fear, clinging to their mothers as the water rose. God really is a bastard.
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
