I used to ask god for a new bike!
Then I realised it doesn't work that way, so I nicked one and asked him to forgive me instead.
I'm a Christian (after a fashion) but I don't believe that God is some sort of transcendental Santa Claus.
Then I realised it doesn't work that way, so I nicked one and asked him to forgive me instead.
I'm a Christian (after a fashion) but I don't believe that God is some sort of transcendental Santa Claus.


