Just watched this on the Dave channel, thought I'd mark my 4.5K post by sharing it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBi1bdFi6z0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBi1bdFi6z0
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'