Landover Baptist

[Ethan1581]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/?3e3ea140

This site is basically talking about Christianity as you all may know from the title.

After a couple of hours browsing their site i stumbled upon some ridicules stuff.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/shake.html
This is apparently a homosexual hand shake. I didn't know gays had a secret hand shake to show their intentions.


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0701/dating.html
This gives you a long list of what to do when dating a Christian girl, one says this:

4. RECITE VERSES
When you are on the date, use awkward moments of silence to quote scripture, or sing a favorite hymn. All women are impressed with such things. If she is not woo'd by this, it is a sign that she might be possessed by a demon. Take her to your church and drop her off by the back gate with a note to the pastor taped to her forehead. Be sure to secure her to a tree or post using chains or rope so that she won't get away during the night.

This just made me laugh pretty hard.


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0400/sterile.html
This talks about demon possession in babies and how to deal with it

I wanted to then show you the forum, i have know about this forum for about 8 months.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=82927
This talks about how gangnam style is corrupting youth. Not only did they talk about Japan instead of South Korea,but they believe Obama is apart of it. You should read the replies.


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=79746
If you are Autistic that means you are gay! And heres why...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...post967978
Why feminists are so evil.

I could go on and on,but i will leave that to you. I just hope this is one big troll site because no-one in the right mind would think like they do.