Both George Carlin and The Hitch have thoroughly dissected these things, at least the better known ones that people automatically think of as the Ten Commandments. I don't really think that people need to be programmed with a list of things that either they don't do anyway or are so irrelevant and outdated that they probably wouldn't think of doing them, or even if they did it would make no difference. So, rather in the spirit of Ronnie Barker's Slade Prison rules (1: Do not write on the walls. 2: Obey all the rules.), I would suggest something like this:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
