(January 13, 2013 at 11:25 pm)Piss3d0ffAth3ist Wrote: 1 - Don't kill.
Why not kill? I can see many benefits to an occasional killing.
Quote:2 - Don't steal.
Why not steal? The easiest way to gain something is often to simply borrow it from someone. Asking them just makes the process take longer.
Quote:3 - Don't rape.
Well, I'd never... but why should someone else not? Does their pain really matter? If you find it fun: well... it's fun
Quote:4 - Give away unused money to help aid those whom aren't able to care for themselves.
I did that a great deal. Now I am poor... was it really such a good idea?
Quote:5 - Don't be a dick.
I'd rather you be a dick than a pussy. I can't work with precious little flowers.
Quote:6 - Don't fuck someone else's wife.
HOLD NOW! Why the fuck should I not fuck a beautiful thing if she wants it as much as I do?
Treat her better, and maybe she wouldn't be off with me. Either that, or realize she's a lesbian and just let her go already 
Quote:7 - Do not find laughter within the weakness of another.
You kidding? That's some of the funniest shit that is.
Quote:8 - Value Education
How much? A lot? A little? Negatively...?
Quote:9 - Stay on a positive mood.
I'll remember that next time I'm raped, robbed, or otherwise harmed. Shall I just forget about it in the meantime?
Quote:(The Real) 10 - Remember the other nine!
I've already forgotten them... do I get a benefit in some way if I remember them?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
