(January 19, 2013 at 6:14 pm)C3P0 Wrote: I've been reading too much of The Onion.
There's your problem. You need to take a look at real satire.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
