No no, Messrs Sirs Ryantology and AtlasS, you've got it all wrong. The bible has been studied scrupulously for millennia, scholars and priests alike have all got fat researching its profound mysteries; but it wasn't until Mistress Lady Christian came along with his special knowledge that we finally learn what the words really mean and what God really meant to say if only he hadn't been misquoted. None so blind as those that will not see and all that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
