Basically it would seem to boil down to "nobody goes to hell because Jesus is a nice fluffy god that loves everyone, and all he wants is for you to worship him in your every thought and deed because if not you'll be punished by ... umm ... hey, look at the pretty rainbow! Jesus is so magic! Wooooo!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
