I get what you're saying and I see exactly where you're coming from, but just on the offchance you're not being ironic - and for those playing along at home - what makes you think there's a system?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'