"Haggis is among the best foods known to man. "
Depends if it's a highland haggis or a lowland haggis, the highland beasty is the more savage creature, it lives on the sides of mountains and has longer legs on one side to let it stand level on the slopes. It is usually caught by chasing it anticlockwise around the mountain, this makes it fall over so that it can be caught in a haggis net!
Depends if it's a highland haggis or a lowland haggis, the highland beasty is the more savage creature, it lives on the sides of mountains and has longer legs on one side to let it stand level on the slopes. It is usually caught by chasing it anticlockwise around the mountain, this makes it fall over so that it can be caught in a haggis net!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
