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Poll: Which fictional character is more worthy of admiration?
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Santa or Jesus
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Santa or Jesus
February 2, 2013 at 5:30 pm
No this is not the thread about the South Park episode. However, it might as well be ...
This is about feeding yourself a good one-liner for everyone to enjoy.

Obviously, two fictional characters. Lets pretend for one moment that they are real and both live up to their legends of awesomeness (KungFu Panda reference).
It's sort of a Pros and Cons One-Liner thread with no real rules. Just find a way to deliver a humorous, goofy or even thought-provoking One-Liner.


For instance:

I think I prefer Santa over Jesus. Jesus may offer you eternal life, but at least Santa doesn't threaten you with it.

or flip flop...

I prefer the powers of Jesus. Santa never turned anything into wine, and milk and cookies just made him a fat ass!





Come on, this site is full of smart asses. I can crank out dozens more of these. Lets see what you got. Min, I expect quality insults from you!
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Messages In This Thread
Santa or Jesus - by Cinjin - February 2, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Confused Ape - February 2, 2013 at 5:37 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Cinjin - February 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Jackalope - February 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Ryantology - February 2, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 5:46 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 5:52 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by pocaracas - February 2, 2013 at 6:09 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Brian37 - February 2, 2013 at 6:16 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 6:25 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Brian37 - February 2, 2013 at 8:09 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Cinjin - February 3, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: Santa or Jesus - by Brian37 - February 4, 2013 at 8:23 am

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