(February 7, 2013 at 9:53 pm)Darkstar Wrote:(February 7, 2013 at 9:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I turned around and saw a picture of Elvis on the wall. Therefore Elvis is god.
So did I! My roommate has a picture of Elvis and it was right behind me!! This COULDN'T be a coincidence!!!!
Omnipresence ftw!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'





So did I! My roommate has a picture of Elvis and it was right behind me!! This COULDN'T be a coincidence!!!!