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LOL. Stands as proof of
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LOL. Stands as proof of
the stupidity of creatards!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/creation...noahs-ark/

Quote:Creationists say theme park’s caged dinosaurs will prove Bible story about Noah’s Ark

Quote:The Los Angeles Times, who got a tour Tuesday, reports that Ham said the massive ark, based on the Biblical tale of Noah who receives an end-of-the-world prophecy from God about a massive flood, “will stand as proof that the stories of the Bible are true.”

Inside the ark are cages with replicas of animals, as well as Noah and his family, and their pet dinosaurs. Ham and his organization believe that God created the world and everything in it approximately 6,000 years ago. That means, 6,000 years ago God made man and dinosaurs so that they could cohabitate, but Noah’s flood wiped them all out.


Shitheads.
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RE: LOL. Stands as proof of
Next someone will recreate the wardrobe from CK Lewis' The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, to prove that the story is true.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Fucking idiots.
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(July 6, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Next someone will recreate the wardrobe from CK Lewis' The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, to prove that the story is true.

That's actually not a bad idea...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(July 6, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Next someone will recreate the wardrobe from CK Lewis' The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, to prove that the story is true.

There's a museum in Oxford where they did just that. It's the Story Museum: http://www.storymuseum.org.uk/
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And this is proof that Santa and his elves are real:




At the other end of the scale, we can also prove that Hobbits are real:


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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You have to remember that his target audience are idiot baptist shitheads.  They'll eat it up.
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lol.
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Any risk pandering to Baptists ??

They get a whiff of heresy and they might boycott the place . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(July 6, 2016 at 3:24 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(July 6, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Next someone will recreate the wardrobe from CK Lewis' The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, to prove that the story is true.

There's a museum in Oxford where they did just that. It's the Story Museum: http://www.storymuseum.org.uk/

That's awesome. Smile
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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