@Fr00d and Darkstar: were I convinced that you were being serious, I would have had no choice but to take your posts equally seriously - and if I didn't then someone else no doubt would. As I have just the merest hint of a sneaking suspicion I was being toyed with, and since I invited it, all I can say is nothing to see here.
Nice try though.
Nice try though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
