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Does God have a penis?

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Does God have a penis?
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RE: Does God have a penis?
February 13, 2013 at 2:01 am (This post was last modified: February 13, 2013 at 2:03 am by Aegrus.)
(February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: Does god need to take a piss in the morning after drinking too much the night before?????

Do trolls enjoy anal sex?

Do unichorns like rimming?

Do dragons suck cock?

Have I creept you out? Tongue

Not at all, good sir. These are all highly relevant issues to today's society, and deserve careful consideration. Unicorns, especially, have been experiencing serious discrimination lately, mostly from atheist bigots who seek to relegate them to the mythical status of deities or fairies.

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Does God have a penis?

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Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by WitchSabrina - February 13, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Something completely different - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Kayenneh - February 13, 2013 at 4:41 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Violet - February 13, 2013 at 6:38 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Vera - February 13, 2013 at 8:30 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 8:39 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by KichigaiNeko - February 13, 2013 at 8:46 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by The Magic Pudding - February 13, 2013 at 9:00 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Zone - February 13, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 9:15 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 16, 2013 at 2:36 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Cato - February 17, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 9:00 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 17, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by paulpablo - February 17, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by CleanShavenJesus - February 17, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 18, 2013 at 1:54 pm

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