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Who the Hell does God think he is??

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Who the Hell does God think he is??
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Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 1:44 pm
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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 3:16 pm
That seems unlikely, what with how they wrote magic book.

If the gods people describe are riddled with contradiction and paradox, then the gods people believe in are riddled with contradiction and paradox. I guess that's an issue for the rationality of god belief...but from an existential angle, it's unclear why it would be a problem. We're full of contradiction and paradox ourselves.

I wonder what a god would think about relationships with the faithful who were always trying to fix him?
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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 3:46 pm
How god defines himself,........................... Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious 

You're fuckin nuts! Wacky
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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 4:22 pm
Bich is trying this over here too?
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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 4:25 pm
(March 5, 2020 at 4:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Bich is trying this over here too?

I know you aren't surprised.
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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 4:26 pm
God thinks he’s me. Or at least wishes he was. I treat people better.

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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 4:26 pm
(March 5, 2020 at 4:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: God thinks he’s me. Or at least wishes he was. I treat people better.

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What makes you think that Gawd wants to treat people better?
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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 4:29 pm
(March 5, 2020 at 4:26 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 5, 2020 at 4:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: God thinks he’s me. Or at least wishes he was. I treat people better.

Boru

What makes you think that Gawd wants to treat people better?

Well, it would cause some atheist arguments to crumble. Surely God’s got to have an interest in THAT.

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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 4:33 pm
(March 5, 2020 at 4:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 5, 2020 at 4:26 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: What makes you think that Gawd wants to treat people better?

Well, it would cause some atheist arguments to crumble. Surely God’s got to have an interest in THAT.

Boru

If Gawd wanted to prove atheists wrong he could just show up and perform a miracle or part a sea or walk in with a plague.  Just showing up would help his case a lot.  It's been a long time, surely he is rested up enough to do a little traveling.
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RE: Who the Hell does God think he is??
March 5, 2020 at 9:50 pm
(March 5, 2020 at 1:44 pm)Drich Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRxk2mqgRS8

It's a new video new format! I have several of these shorter 5 mins or less videos. let me know what you think of the format and presentation. and if this would be ok for a visual.

I was told my clip art really did not have enough to do with my spoken subject matter and was distracting. So I did this one around an old radio I have the idea being you are listening to a 5 or 10 min radio show like I use to.

This video is about the separation of how we tend to think of God and how God defines himself. and how God's biblical title is so much smarter than what bronze age men could have every awarded him. That even now today's philosophers and wanna be naysayers can't find fault in his self description. unlike the descriptions and titles we give him which are riddled with contradiction and paradox.

I isn't a matter of "naysayers". It is simply bad logic. I'd love nothing more to get a blowjob from Angelina Jolie, but I would never place a bet on that ever happening, just like I know Santa isn't real.
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