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Does God have a penis?
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RE: Does God have a penis?
(February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am)Baalzebutt Wrote: he sure is good at fucking people...
Nah, actually he's barely adequate. But like most men, he really needs the validation... As must be painfully obvious by his demand that he be constantly pleased and praised, under pain of eternal suffering.

If he were a man, we should've ditched him ages ago.
But the eternal dilemma - how can we be happy amid the unhappiness of others?
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Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by WitchSabrina - February 13, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Something completely different - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Kayenneh - February 13, 2013 at 4:41 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Violet - February 13, 2013 at 6:38 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Vera - February 13, 2013 at 8:30 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 8:39 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by KichigaiNeko - February 13, 2013 at 8:46 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by The Magic Pudding - February 13, 2013 at 9:00 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Zone - February 13, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 9:15 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 16, 2013 at 2:36 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Cato - February 17, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 9:00 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 17, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by paulpablo - February 17, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by CleanShavenJesus - February 17, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 18, 2013 at 1:54 pm

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