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Does God have a penis?
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RE: Does God have a penis?
Only when he was incarnated as Jesus Christ otherwise he wouldn't have a physical form you can see. I suppose he still would be incarnated as Jesus Christ seeing as Jesus flew up into heaven, or outer space as it would in fact have been but they didn't know about that at the time. Heaven was up in the sky you see. So the answer from the Christian perspective is yes he definitely would, and it would be circumcised. In the middle ages Christs foreskin often turned up as a holy relic but the Catholic Church did away with those in the 19th century.
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Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by WitchSabrina - February 13, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Something completely different - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Kayenneh - February 13, 2013 at 4:41 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Violet - February 13, 2013 at 6:38 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Vera - February 13, 2013 at 8:30 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 8:39 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by KichigaiNeko - February 13, 2013 at 8:46 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by The Magic Pudding - February 13, 2013 at 9:00 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Zone - February 13, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 9:15 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 16, 2013 at 2:36 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Cato - February 17, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 9:00 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 17, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by paulpablo - February 17, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by CleanShavenJesus - February 17, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 18, 2013 at 1:54 pm

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