RE: I F***ing Hate Valentines Day
February 15, 2013 at 1:53 pm
(This post was last modified: February 15, 2013 at 1:54 pm by Violet.)
(February 14, 2013 at 4:48 pm)C3P0 Wrote:
I think the name depicts my opinion on the holiday.
I find it so ridiculous that long-haired, hippy douches without the capacity to understand how relationships work tend to attract females the most. I mean, these fucking retards somehow have the ability to appeal to ladies. It's a cliche of nonsensical bullshit that pisses me the fuck out.
It's all rather confusing...
It's the drugs. Can you compete with that?

Relationships work like this: are you and I both having a good time? Coolio.
Relationships also work like this: Bend over bastard, or I'll carve 'bitch' into your effeminate chicken face. That's right, slut: you're my dirty little whore.
There's a lot of leeway, you'll understand?

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day