Why are atheists so obsessed with religion?

[Creed of Heresy]

He asked me how I can turn my back on Jesus, someone who died for my sins.

The fucker didn't die for my sins. I committed all of them long after he supposedly died.

Oh but Min, don't you know? All humans are INHERENTLY sinners! Jesus died to expunge us of a sin that was actually the fault of his skydaddy but was actually the fault of humans because leaders are never responsible for their underlings, their underlings are totally autonomous except that they can be influenced by the leaders heavily at random and with no real pattern or reason to it. That's what the bible says so it must be true I can't keep trying to type this with a straight face oh god my sides are killing me