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Assume alien unicorns want human sacrifice

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Assume alien unicorns want human sacrifice
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RE: Assume alien unicorns want human sacrifice
March 25, 2013 at 4:19 am (This post was last modified: March 25, 2013 at 4:23 am by Violet.)
(March 19, 2013 at 6:01 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Let's say alien unicorns from space invade earth and want to be worshiped via human sacrifice, what should we do? Should we appease them or fight back?

Fight back... trust me: those guys are wimps. They're even less technologically advanced than you are!

Not that they'd manage to invade it anyway, given its protection... but it's a hypothetical, so I guess anything could happen? Wink
(March 20, 2013 at 3:45 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Sorry to say, but they are already here. I say kill with fire and put the fire out with an ax!

So... Minecraft?

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Well isn't he handsome?

... He's gay, isn't he? Know a few guys who might be interested.
My contribution:

Friendship is Witchcraft
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Assume alien unicorns want human sacrifice - by Violet - March 25, 2013 at 4:19 am

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