Cool Things That Make You Happy

[Mystical]

In fairness, I only had that trumpet to play a little celebration after I lit the cruiser on fire.

The better question is why my pants are about to fall off and my pubic hair is out for the world to enjoy .... ????

I've stared at this picture (not enjoying the view btw) for quite some time before, trying to wrap my mind around it. My first question about this ridiculously entertaining photograph is: why he aint got no shoes on? Then I wonder why he's emaciated. I think, maybe he's a stage performer whose trying out for the part of Jesus? But the fact that he has no shirt, no shoes, and a caucasian afro makes me think he's definitely a hippie on meth. Meth makes you strip, and it makes you thirsty. So he's either on his way to the gas station for a drink, or he's on his way to the salon for a haircut/ man wax and a pre-emptive taking off of the pants just made sense. Or both! I vote both.

So I'm left with a trumpeteer/stage actor Jesus on meth who got kicked out of either the salon for using the ladies red lipstick to draw on his chest or the gas station for dumping a red Slurpee on himself, and when he gets outside he sees a police car he thinks is a Roman Chariot that stole his beloved trumpet, sets it on fire and that wierd look on his face is just him realizing the trumpet was in his hand the whole time