(April 4, 2013 at 9:49 pm)catfish Wrote: Really? Dude, you're like the fifth worst Christian. Hades, even Pol Pot probrably was better than you...
Says the dumb ass phony Christian who doesn't even think the Holey Babble is an authority, except when you decide that it is. Most sissy, namby-pamby Christians like to pick-and-choose as if the Lord's Word were some kind of buffet table but at least they try to feign ignorance or present obtuse re-interpretation of the parts they don't like. You brazenly and arrogantly have decided to be the sole arbiter of what is and is not Holy in the Babble, as if you had divine insight to know the mind of Gawd.
Quote:Judges 13:7
But he said unto me, Behold, thou shalt conceive, and bear a son; and now drink no wine nor strong drink, neither eat any unclean thing: for the child shall be a Nazarite to God from the womb to the day of his death.
And prophecy of the birth of Sampson, speaking to the divine insight into the future, knowing that Sampson wouldn't end up being miscarried before birth (the Lord is the most active of all the abortion doctors, since so many pregnancies end in miscarriage, sometimes even before the woman knows she's carrying), proves what again? Did you get that verse off some anti-abortion pamphlet or did you even bother to look it up?
I deride your pitiful knowledge of the Babble. Why do you even bother, since you are so self-righteous as to make up your own version of Christianity as you go along? Just write your own scripture and be done with it already!
Dumb ass phony Christian!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: