(April 16, 2013 at 11:34 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: No, it's the alternative theory to gravity as proposed by the Pastafarians. The idea is the Spaghetti Monster's noodles pull things to the earth. His pull is stronger in the orient, where pasta was invented, which is why people are shorter there. Can't argue with that logic.
The Spaghetti monster pushes DOWN with his noodley appendages.
You must be stoned for your heretical view.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.