Well, it seems we will have to do without men some day. If we run out of men and bacon I'd be fine. More than fine. I'd develop powers to easily seduce women into thinking I'm bacon, and they'd love me the way I love a man's sausage, a woman's melons, Stellas and Heinekens. 
Beer, on the other hand. If we ran out of beer I'd run out, too. Through the back door. Into the dark and scary alley. Naked. Requesting death.
Beer, on the other hand. If we ran out of beer I'd run out, too. Through the back door. Into the dark and scary alley. Naked. Requesting death.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
