RE: Is There a Scientific Basis for an Afterlife?
November 30, 2009 at 4:57 pm
(This post was last modified: November 30, 2009 at 4:58 pm by fr0d0.)
(November 30, 2009 at 4:24 pm)Purple Rabbit Wrote: To help you out a bit with this apparently daunting task, I've put it in easy multiple choice form for you. Just place your mark at the good answer:
(homer voice) ooh - multiple choice! Goodie

1. Does the bible give a coherent explanation of the fossil record?
(a) yes, biblical account explicitly eplains the fossil record
(b) no, biblical account does not give any explanation of the fossil record
© none of the above
2. Does the bible give a coherent explanation why kid cancer is in this world alongside an all-good all-powerfull god?
(a) Yes, the bible fully eplains why kid cancer is provided to this world by an all-good all-powerfull god
(b) No, the bible fails completely to explain this
© None of the above
3. Does the bible explain how it can be that Nazareth did not exist at the time of Jesus' alleged birth
(a) Yes
(b) No
© All of the above, in some mystic way you mortals can't grasp
(d) I feel no need to answer this question, because I am right by default
Have you stopped beatiing your wife?
4. Does the bible explain how moral naturally arises in primate groups?
(a) Yes
(b) No
© Sorry, what is your question again?
(d) I refer to dogma that primate groups have no moral
5. Does the bible explain how 13.7 billion years can be squeezed in just one week?
(a) Yes, by magical numerology and advanced coding techniques that is unnoticably present throughout the bible but that simply is beyond ye simple mortals
(b) Yes, but don't ask me how
© No, but don't tell the rabbit
(d) find out yourself
That'd be the wife beating question again right?

(November 30, 2009 at 4:24 pm)Purple Rabbit Wrote: Just read up on the subject. You have been non-trinitarian but you were unaware??The subject is apparently a non christian church! Sneaky!
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(November 30, 2009 at 4:24 pm)Purple Rabbit Wrote: Could it be that your Highness experiences some unease as he is confronted with opinions that require argumentative treatment?
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