RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 3:52 pm
(This post was last modified: May 8, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Minimalist.)
So much for romance.
As far as women go...... consider.
As far as women go...... consider.
Quote:A man was walking along a country road when he suddenly heard a voice call out to him.
"Danny, this is god. You've been a good lad so I am going to grant you a wish."
Danny didn’t hesitate. He held up a map.
“If I only get one wish, then I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other. I want all the US soldiers to come home.”
God looked at the map and said. “Danny! These countries have been at war with each other for thousands of years. I’m good, but not THAT good! I don’t think peace is possible in this region. It can’t be done. You’ll have to make another wish.”
Danny thought for a minute, and then said, “Well, I’ve never been able to understand women. That’s what I’ll wish for, the ability to understand women.”
God let out a long sigh and said, “Okay, let me see that fucking map again.”
