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Do Women Need Men?
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Do Women Need Men?
Accept for the times I lived on campus at university, I’ve lived alone all my adult life. But one day as I stood in my kitchen I realized that I just couldn’t do it. I tried and tried to no avail. I went out into the hall and there was a man standing right outside my door talking to the lady across the hall.

I didn’t care. I was desperate and any man would have done at that point. I buttonholed him right in the hall and without even asking his name, I said, “I need a man.”
He jumped back, “What do you mean?”
“Open this jar.”

I strongly suspect that jars were specifically designed by men to protect themselves against gender obsolescence.

In my mind, men will never become obsolete. There’s something about them. If you have one that’s special to you, let him know it before the sun goes down.

I declare July 24 as International Men’s Day.

I can bring home the bacon
Or fry it up in the pan
But I’ll never never never forget you’re a man
Cause I’m a woman
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

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#2
RE: Do Women Need Men?
Pro-tip: other than opening stuck jars, we're useless.

Tongue
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
(July 24, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pro-tip: other than opening stuck jars, we're useless.  

Tongue



Nonsense.  We also empty rubbish bins and help the local handymen make their boat payments.


Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
Women only need us men for our sperm in order for the species to continue at least. But it is not as though the men need to copulate physically with women anymore.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
How do you feel about YouTubers like Karen Straughan?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
Quote:But it is not as though the men need to copulate physically with women anymore.
YES IT IS!!!!!!!

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
(July 24, 2017 at 7:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 24, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pro-tip: other than opening stuck jars, we're useless.  

Tongue



Nonsense.  We also empty rubbish bins and help the local handymen make their boat payments.


Boru

No no. He's pretty much right. 

If we have to tell you  to take out the trash and do other stuff around the house, that grown adults should be doing without being told.... 

Then we don't need you. 

I'm just sayin.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
(July 24, 2017 at 7:19 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: If you have one that’s special to you, let him know it before the sun goes down.

I'm a lucky sonofabitch ... my woman does this for me every day, in so many ways. HeartHeart

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RE: Do Women Need Men?
They've already mechanized our most important part (I hear it's an improvement). I'm sure the rest is not far behind.
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RE: Do Women Need Men?
(July 24, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pro-tip: other than opening stuck jars, we're useless.  

Tongue

I resent that!


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